I was at Wild Wild Wet yesterday, even though I was not supposed
to. Was covering for a guy.
Anyway, one of the lifeguards beckoned me to his station and asked:
"Why you never slim down arh?"
I went "Huh? Come that again?"
1. I dont know that lifeguard that well, I dont even know his
name.
2. I know that he is currently training to run marathons.
3. I hear he was a ex commando.
4. Should I simply just push him into the water?
